I Can Make You Richer Than Branson!!! (SPOOF)
Hi there, are you ready to get rich?
Are you poor? Are you sick and tired of watching your friends buy cornettos while you sit there licking ice cubes all day long? Well, there’s no need to worry your pretty little head any longer, because I have the solution.
I have been making money online for 43 years now and life couldn’t be sweeter. If you buy my money making system today, you will learn all the ins and outs on how to live a Desktop Lifestyle from the comfort of your own home.
Below is a screenshot of just one of my clickbank accounts, remember though, I have nearly a thousand of these little babies set up…
My money making magic formula push button get rich quick system will completely change how you earn a living on the Internet, and it couldn’t be easier.
Frank Kern, Eben Pagen, Rich Schefren, Darren Rowse, Ryan Deiss, Russell Brunson, Anik Singal and Mike Filsaime have all made money online over the years, but none of them can shake a stick at what I’m about to teach you today. I earn more than all those losers in just a few short minutes. Last week I choppered down to Miami beach, whipped out my lappy, clicked a few buttons and made 17 Million right then and there. I then hopped back into the chopper and decided to go treat myself to a gift. This is what I bought for myself and my dog…I live in the one at the back…
I do crazy s**t like that all the time, and you can too. So, you’re probably biting at the bit to get your hands on this INCREDIBLE money making system, right? Well let me tell you, I am not like the other gurus who promise you the world and deliver a pizza. I am the real deal. I hate all those self proclaimed millionaires who sell those get rich quick push button money making schemes.
My system is different, well actually it’s not different, it’s kind of the same, but only in that it is a push button magic formula that will Earn You Millions of Dollars while you sit on the toilet in your brand new super jet. Other than those things, this system is completely 100% unique. I don’t show off all my fancy cars and yachts like those other so-called Gurus, it’s just not how I roll. Here’s a few pics of my cars, yachts and jets by the way…
I don’t show you these to brag or anything, that’s not what i’m about at all, but I have waaay more cool stuff than these at home in my country that I bought a few years ago. Wouldn’t you just love to open your lappy, click a few buttons and make enough money to buy your own country? I know I would…I did.
The one thing that really pisses me off about the whole internet marketing game is the people who think it’s just not possible to make millions in minutes. Nothing could be further from the truth.
Take A Look At What Some Of My Students Had To Say About This Super Awesome Money Making Magic Push Button Formula!!!!!!!!!
I just couldn’t believe what this money making system did for me in the first 7 minutes after using it. I have been making peanuts all my life compared to the cash this system brought in for me.
All I can say is WOW, get on board with this bloody thing as soon as you can. It literally changed my life…in minutes — Donald T.
This is the most Unbelievable System I have ever come across in my whole frigging life. I just wish I had a super rich dad to teach me this stuff when I was growing up. After I fired the lappy up I was making millions within just a few short minutes.
There will never be another opportunity like this to ever come into existence again. Get it today and buy whatever you want tomorrow — Robert K.
I just sat there with my eyes glued to my lappy screen watching the Millions of Dollars roll into my bank account, and thought to myself, “if anybody passes up on this opportunity of a lifetime, they will be passing up on an opportunity of a lifetime,”
This magic formula Just Plain Works. I’m just speechless to be honest. I never dreamed I could make so much money online — Richard B.
These are just a few of the testimonials left by some of my happy customers. There are LITERALLY 5 more people who are doing the EXACT same thing, and YOU could be next. There has never been a better opportunity to make millions in minutes from the comfort of your own tiny home.
Last night whilst I was watching seinfeld in my livingroom (not on the TV by the way, I bought the actors and had them acting in my livingroom,) I turned to Elizabeth (the queen) and said, “wouldn’t it be super awesome if I could make Hundreds of Thousands of Millionaires Across the World?” and she said, “yes my dear, it would” and I said, “well, i’m going to do that tomorrow” Well guess what? Today is that tomorrow, and tomorrow is today, which is right NOW. So get your credit card out because i’m about to reveal just how much you have to pay for this money making push button magic formula.
All the so called gurus said i was CRAZY to sell this system at such a LOW PRICE, I disagreed. I have enough money to last me a lifetime and I don’t plan on living that long. I mean, if you’re rich and healthy, there has to be something wrong with that, am i right?
I’m not going to sell you this system for 1 Billion Dollars, even though I know it’s worth at least a hundred times more than that.
I’m not even going to offer it to you for 100 Million Dollars, OH NO MY LUCKY FRIEND.
Just for today, I’m LITERALLY giving this money making push button magic formula get rich quick scheme for the low low price of just $8. YES, you read that right, today it’s yours to take off my hands for less than the price of a loaf of bread, a packet of crisps, a can of coke and a bottle of milk.
I urge you to get in quick because this is a dime sale, and the price goes up by 10 CENTS each time a lucky customer purchases this product TODAY. If you have any questions, do not contact me, I will not be there because I have too much money to be bothering with that sort of thing. If you are not earning at least 10 Million Dollars after using this SUPER AWESOME SYSTEM after 5 minutes, then there’s something seriously wrong with you.